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LEVEL
0 -- THE ULTIMATE IN STRAIGHT ACTING
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There is no more
straight acting than you. Not one person on the planet would guess
you sleep with men. You might want to check to see if you shouldn't
be out wrestling with wild animals in the wilderness or jumping
out of airplanes right now. You are the ultimate in masculinity
and acting in a straight manner in which most heterosexual men don't
even achieve.
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LEVEL
1 -- EXTREMELY STRAIGHT ACTING
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No one would expect you as being gay because your actions never
show even a hint of femininity. You carry yourself in a macho, masculine
manner at all times. You're hung up on 'guy things' and if you dance
at a club your feet and hands barely move. Your idea of a good time
is probably watching WCW wrestling and you are a major football fan.
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LEVEL
2 -- VERY STRAIGHT ACTING
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Hardly anyone would be able to pick you as a Homo boy. All your
actions are carefully crafted in a way that they never appear to be
considered too fem. Only a fellow level 2 -- buddy might suspect you
with the proper Gaydar and it's just the way you like it.
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LEVEL
3 -- MOSTLY STRAIGHT ACTING
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You lead a normal everyday life and it's 'no questions asked' as people
just assume you are straight. Every once and awhile a very aware person
might notice something that causes them to think 'fem' but it's a
fleeting thought because you turn around and surprise them with more
masculine traits before they even have time to fully analyze the last
one.
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LEVEL
4 -- SOMEWHAT STRAIGHT ACTING
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A few people might suspect that you might not be a heterosexual. No
one knows for sure, but there are rumors about what you're doing on
the weekends. Most of your traits are straight acting but a few traits
you have are causing people to wonder, but nothing is so apparent
that anyone is sure enough to bring it up.
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LEVEL
5 -- SOMEWHAT FEMININE
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Your Mom already
knows. Smart girls in the office already know that you like to sleep
with men. Your straight acting traits are few and far between as
your feminine traits start to surface. You tend to be a real sensitive
guy that gets along great with the female posse at work. Your wrist
limpens on occasion.
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LEVEL
6 -- MOSTLY FEMININE
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People are starting to place bets that you are gay. You do a lot of
things and have a lot of behaviors that are the stereotypical gay
feminine traits. You enjoy exploring your feminine side. Most people
just assume you are gay, and go on with it, which is just fine with
you.
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LEVEL
7 -- VERY FEMININE
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It's kinda assumed 'Oh, yeah he's gay'. Your consistent behavior leads
anyone you come in contact with to think that you're more than likely
a fun loving Homo boy. You're the life of the party and your hands
are moving and talking as much as your mouth. Your clothes are so
perfect that sometimes they look fake.
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LEVEL
8 -- EXTREMELY FEMININE
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You got it, you flaunt it. You don't even try to hide it. You want
the world to know that you are proud of who you are and if it means
two snaps with a 'you go girlfriend' then so be it. Life is too short
to be someone you're not, and you'll be damned if you're going to
suppress your girlish charm for anyone.
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LEVEL
9 -- THE ULTIMATE FEMININE
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If you haven't tried on drag, you've certainly thought about it. The
blinding stage lights, the screaming men, the lip syncing of Ru Paul
songs are a dream come true as the world becomes a smaller, more manageable
place when you're on stage. There's a whole new world out there and
you're letting everyone you come into contact with know that you belong
center stage.
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LEVEL
10 -- QUEEN STATUS
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There is no more feminine than you; you're simply a woman trapped
in a mans body. You've made the calls about getting 'the operation'
and you go to sleep every night thinking how easier it would be to
be a woman instead. Over 50% of your clothes in your closet are designed
for women, and life just gets better and better the more level 10
people you hang out with.
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Masculinely
Politically Incorrect.
